Wait a minute... I like this handlebar setup better.

Well, got a bullhorn 44cm in the mail, tried it on for size. Could have been the Maker's Mark, but it seemed pretty sweet. Cinched it down, build a break, and wrapped it in hot pepper red gel wraps by Planet Bike. Finishing touch with tape and seared with a soldering gun. I must say, it's pretty damn hot, no EtOH this time, either. I couldn't stop taking photos because I was so impressed. And I reminisced about the fact that I knew nothing about bikes two months ago when I started this ordeal.